笑话

之前之后

男的带女友回家，相骗做爱做

的事。还未骗到手，女说:'我要回

家了.'

''谈多一会儿.''，男的表示:''谈多半个小时.''

''不.''女的肯定。''15分钟，15分钟总行吧!''

''不.''女的再说.

''5分钟,我只求5分钟,你就不会那么狠心吧!''

女的终于点头。男的过去抱她，吻她，俩人一起躺了下去..........

完事后,女的抱住男人，男人有点不耐烦起身,女的问:''去哪？''

男:'' 冲凉.''

女的紧紧抱住男的说:"抱多半个小时.''

男的没回答。

女:"15分钟，15分钟总行吧?''

男的没回答。

女:"5分钟，我只求5分钟，你就不会那么狠心吧! ''

咦！这些对白，好像在哪里听过........

猜心游戏

你现在最重视谁？
每个人都或多或少有掉东西的经验。假如有一天，你骑摩哆经过一个地方，发觉自已有东西掉了，可是又没办法去捡：这是你会检查自已的装备，希望掉得不是底下哪一项？

A.手机 B.男（女）送的有纪念性的东西
C.皮包 D.刚买的新爱物品

分析结果：

A:你现阶段重视的是有友情
B:你现在重视的一定是爱情
C:你现在重视的是自已
D:你现阶段最重的亲情

怎样准吗？

朋友

这是我的朋友-阿宣发给我的~

普通的 VS 真正的 一個普通的朋友從未看過你哭泣。
一個真正的朋友有雙肩讓你的淚水濕盡。 一個普通的朋友不知道你父母的姓氏。
一個真正的朋友有他們的電話在通訊錄上。 一個普通的朋友會帶瓶葡萄酒參加你的派對。
一個真正的朋友會早點來幫你準備並且為了幫你打掃而晚點走。 一個普通的朋友討厭你在他睡了後打來。
一個真正的朋友會問為什麼現在才打來。 一個普通的朋友找你談論你的困擾。
一個真正的朋友找你解決你的困擾。 一個普通的朋友對你的羅曼史感到好奇。
一個真正的朋友可以威脅你說出來。一個普通的朋友在拜訪時，像一個客人一樣。
一個真正的朋友會打開冰箱自己拿東西。 一個普通的朋友在吵架後就認為友誼已經結束。
一個真正的朋友明白當你們還沒打過架就不叫真正的友誼。 一個普通的朋友期望你永遠在他身邊陪他。
一個真正的朋友期望他能永遠陪在你? 把這篇傳給任何你關心的人-如果有傳回給你，代表你已經找到真正的朋友了！ 一個球是一個圈子，沒有起始，也沒有結束。 它把我們結合在一起，像一圈子的朋友。 但是留給你去看的秘密寶藏就是你給予我的珍貴友誼。 今天我把友誼的球傳遞給你。把它傳給任何一位你的朋友.....

激励营

昨天,我们的补习老师为我们举行激励营。
我和我的朋友5点多就到补习社了，先坐下不要急.好就坐下咯！多一会儿，何老师叫我们进去，我们阿好像蜜蜂一样的飞出去~~飞阿飞阿，先听听音乐...游戏即将开始！我和欣妹，rathana，芷'咯'，保均，正权还有一个不知叫什么名字。我们这一群人啊站在报纸上,报纸还很大张不用抱。当报纸再折一半时，哈哈哈哈！就要抱起来了walao有男友女,没关系我还可以！（硬着讲）哈哈，还是顺利过关!yeah yeah!当报纸又再折一半wawalao!e，怎样站哦？我们当然是有办法，Aw!!!!!!!!!一样可以站wow!!不要只讲我们这组，讲讲别组。。我们旁边的组就死咯！因为全部是男的，加上全部是大仔的有两个是小小仔的！他们站上报纸时，笑得我们见牙不见眼。
跳舞时间来咯!跳啊跳!跳的真爽时突然,何老师推我哦我leh就很理所当然的推回他，哈哈哈!真funny!
吃饭时间到咯，我们吃的津津有味地因为这是托儿aunt炒的炒饭哦！
吃晚饭后，老师叫我们眯上眼睛，我们很乖的听老师的话眯上眼睛。慢慢的放出'you are not alone'等很多歌，这每一首歌都很有意思。。。老师和我们讲了很多关于邓老师的事，邓老师为我们真的真的付出了许多许多。。我们这一群都被感动得哭了，还哭得很厉害，包括我！

邓老师，我不会让您失望的不会让您失望的！！！！！！！！

EARTH SONG-歌词

这是一首很有意思的歌
是叫人了类不要再大量的砍树
大量的杀。。。。

What about sunrise
What about rain
What about all the things

That you said we were to gain.. .
What about killing fields
Is there a time
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we've shed before
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores?

Aaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaah
What have we done to the world
Look what we've done
What about all the peace
That you pledge your only son...
What about flowering fields
Is there a time
What about all the dreams
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the children dead from war
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores
Aaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaah

I used to dream
I used to glance beyond the stars
Now I don't know where we are
Although I know we've drifted far
Aaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaah

Hey, what about yesterday, what about us
What about the seas, what about us
The heavens are falling down, what about us
I can't even breathe, what about us
What about the bleeding Earth, what about us
Can't we feel its wounds, what about us
What about nature's worth, ooo,ooo
It's our planet's womb, what about us
What about animals, what about it
We've turned kingdoms to dust, what about us
What about elephants, what about us
Have we lost their trust, what about us
What about crying whales, what about us
We're ravaging the seas, what about us
What about forest trails, ooo, ooo
Burnt despite our pleas, what about us
What about the holy land, what about it
Torn apart by creed, what about us
What about the common man, what about us
Can't we set him free, what about us
What about children dying, what about us
Can't you hear them cry, what about us
Where did we go wrong, ooo, ooo

Someone tell me why, what about us
What about babies, what about it
What about the days, what about us
What about all their joy, what about us
What about the man, what about us
What about the crying man, what about us
What about Abraham, what was us
What about death again, ooo, ooo
Do we give a damnDo we give a damn
Aaaaaaaaaah Aaaaaaaaaah

dangerous-歌词

The way she came into the place I knew right then and there
There was something different about this girl
The way she moved her hair, her face, her lines
Divinity in motion As she stalked the room
I could feel the aura of her presence every head turned feeling passion and lust
the girl was persuasive, the girl i could not trust
The girl was bad, the girl was dangerous

I never knew but i was walking the line
come go with me , I said i have no time

She said don't you pretend we didn't talk on the phone
My baby cried and left me standing alone , She's so dangerous.
The girl is so dangerous, take away my money, throw away my time

You can call me honey, but you're no down good for me.
She came at me in sections with the eyes of desire
I feel trapped into her web of sin, a touch , a kiss, a whisper of love
I was at the point of no return

Deep in the darjness of passion's insanity , I felt taken by lust's stranger, inhumanity
the girl was persuasive, the girl i could not trust
The girl was bad, the girl was dangerous
I never knew but I was living in vain

She called my house and said you know my name
And don't you pretend , you never did me before, with tears in her eyes
My baby walked out the door, She's so dangerous

The girl is so dangerous, take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no down good for me.
DANGEROUS!!!The girl is so dangerous.

I have to pray to god, 'cause I know how lust can blind
It's a passion in my soul , but you're no damn lover friend of mine
I cannot sleep alone tonight, my baby left me here tonight
I cannot cope 'til it's all right

You and your mainpulation , you hurt my baby
And then it happened , she touch me
For the lips of a stranger woman, drop as a honey-comb
And her mouth was smooth than oil , but her inner spirit and words were as sharp as a
two-edged sward
But I loved it, 'cause it's dangerous
DANGEROUS!!!The girl is so dangerous.
take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no down good for me.

DANGEROUS!!!
The girl is so dangerous, take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no down good for me.

DANGEROUS!!!
The girl is so dangerous, take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no down good for me.

DANGEROUS!!!
The girl is so dangerous, take away my money, throw away my time
I have to pray to god, 'cause I know how lust can blind
It's a passion in my soul , but you're no damn lover friend of mine
It's a passion in my soul , but you're no damn lover friend of mine

billie jean

5秒让你笑到爆！

大家好!>,<

大家好！我是叶振恩读安新华小小学六年级12y在6P班读书，每天都要6:30起床真得好累）不过为了我的我定要加加油（努力）目标是朋友NO ONE GOOD ALSO BAD（祖妮，玉霏，敏儿和婉儿）

坐我旁边的是朱勇‘期 ’ 很喜欢MIE人的，看到他都要走开，我就死咯我坐在他的旁边。。。WU....WU...WU

现在，轮到杨芷盈了他是一个双面人怎么说？在我面前讲我读书很本领,在我最好朋友面前讲忍我很久了！忍我这久，就不要忍咯！（来打我啦!）看到他都讨厌！还要我帮他进MICHAEL的歌N图片慢慢等啦！

我的班有很多“怪”人，尤其是陈xx（不和你们讲是谁。。）
我也有认识一些精英班的人美娴是其中一个。他的成绩真的好得无法形容

嘻嘻。。。